What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

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