- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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