Is this a chair?

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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tim has no humor

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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