What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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