A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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The Joke Below

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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