It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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