How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Urban ghettos

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Golf.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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This is funny.

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68 :)

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

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