Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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