How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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George W. Bush

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Penis chickens

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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