why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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