Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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