Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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This is a joke.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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your life

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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