- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Women's rights.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Malachai.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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