What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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