When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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women rights

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Hail Hitler

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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