What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

.....Carrot Top....

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