What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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.....Carrot Top....

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