A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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women's rights

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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