A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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