Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Japan

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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miley cyrus

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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You see how lame this is?

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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69

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

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