What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Penis

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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