did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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