What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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your no better than a cockroach

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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gay rights

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Anti Joke

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