Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Hi my name is Jim

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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