what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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