boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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lipstick pig

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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THe Election

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Water, please.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Barack Obama.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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obamas trench

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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womens rights!

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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bologna

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kill yourself

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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69.... is a number

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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