What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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