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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Penis in a box.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Ha

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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