What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Grace Ackerson

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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I love alchohol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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