Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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