Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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