If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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