What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Justin's life

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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what's the difference between a duck?

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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