Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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