What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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