A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Derp

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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