How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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