Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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