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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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