What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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