Why did I get raped

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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nickel back

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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