A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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9/11/2001

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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