- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

This is funny.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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