What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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