- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Urban ghettos

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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