What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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