Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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obama's promises

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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