Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Pickles

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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