Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Anti Joke

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