Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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