"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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