What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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