a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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