Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Military intelligence.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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