Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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