Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock knock

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

A man walks into a bar

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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