Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Peas

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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