What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Your mum is dead

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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robin, get in the car.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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