- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

Chuck Norris died.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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