How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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