Yah? Well your a ********

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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