penis

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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thermodynamics?

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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baby seal walks into a club

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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WHAT????

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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The Bible

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arse

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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