What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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i heart wiener

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Kys

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Dakota Fanning

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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