Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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