Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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