Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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The NBA lockout

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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