wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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black chicken. kfc

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

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