What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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