a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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666

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Anti Joke

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