why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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