What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

potato

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

An asian without a future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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