Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why? Why not?

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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tims sty:)

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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girls lacrosse

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Ms Leong Sux

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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