How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Hillary Clinton

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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