What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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so...um, yeah

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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PENIS

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Anti Joke

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