Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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WNBA

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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American healthcare.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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