If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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squash squash who squash my ass

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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