What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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H o m o comes out as homo

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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