knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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The Female Orgasm

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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