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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

An Asian walks out of the library.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

all the kids had fun

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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