Ben Affleck

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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