whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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that wall over there ->

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Anti Joke

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