Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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WNBA

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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The WNBA

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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