yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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knock knock come in

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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