Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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