Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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I'm hungry.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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