Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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