- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

This is not a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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