Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What does water smell like? water.

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A black succeeds

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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