Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Fox News

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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miha kako si?

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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