Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

your so fat. your fat!

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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