What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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justin beiber sucks

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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I hate you.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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