- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Smelly Indians.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

You having friends.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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