- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Women's rights.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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