what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Lacrosse

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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The jets are a good team..

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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