why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Hey

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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