Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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womens rights to vote

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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