What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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