Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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