- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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