Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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anti jokes are for fags

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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why does the man appear fat he is

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Obamacare haters

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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