Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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