Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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