How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Women

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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