Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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