your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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