What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Get on your knees Ho

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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