Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Matt is a Duster!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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