What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Black people

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Women's rights.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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