-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Your Mom The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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