There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Gale swallows.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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You.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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72

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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