- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*