Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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