What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Jews

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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