What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

hi

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Scott

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

BUTTERFARTING

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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