What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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