What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Okay, one second.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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