Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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I <3 Hitler

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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