Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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