What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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