Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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outside your comfort zone

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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