What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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