How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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