ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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