How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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I love alchohol!

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Your life

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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