A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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