Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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1+1 =? Too

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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