a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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