What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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The cream, it is coming

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Sam Hengal.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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