Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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