Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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