What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Knock knock What

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Religion.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Good afternoon.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Pavel Novak

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Anti Joke

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