roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Face...the other white meat!

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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