What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Anti Joke

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