Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Women's rights

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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