What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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obama's promises

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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