what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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