- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Miscarriages.

vaginas

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Hellen keller

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

so how about that irline food

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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