What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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