Sam Hengal.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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when debbie meets downer

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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