women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Y

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Jesus

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Black People

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

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