Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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HEY!

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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