Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Woman's rights

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Snarf Nuggets

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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