Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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