Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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