What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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I asked her where you were.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What is a chair?

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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