Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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neil patrick harris

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Anti Joke

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