- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Black people having a Job.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

luke moore cant pull it back

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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