- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

the your face joke

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??