why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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