- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

the chicken whent boomand then died

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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