A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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