Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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