Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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