Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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how much fish could a chicken

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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