Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Pickle!

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

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