A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Anti Joke

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