What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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