whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Woman's Rights.

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