What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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