Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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