Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Knock knock Come in

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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