Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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