A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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