- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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