How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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BIG MAC'S

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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The FCC

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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