Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

thumb_up thumb_down -26

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Matty B

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A car walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops