What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Anti Joke

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