Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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shut up

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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