guess what? chicken butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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