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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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