I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Yeah right loser!

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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PENIS

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

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