I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Women's Rights..

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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