What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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