Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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