Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Japan

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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